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Newest T-Shirts
Fresh off the press, still warm with sarcasm.
New
I'm Only Here for the Free Shirt
Mission accomplished.
$25
4.5
New
Tequila Made Me Do It
Allegedly.
$28
4.5
New
Still Figuring It Out (Send Help)
Est. birth. Status: ongoing.
$27
4.6
New
Sarcasm Loading... Please Wait
Buffering since birth.
$26
4.6
New
Marathon Training (For the Fridge)
26.2 steps from the couch.
$27
4.6
New
Turkey Day Cardio: Reaching for Seconds
Personal trainer not required.
$27
4.5
New
This Meeting Could've Been an Email
Just saying what everyone's thinking.
$27
4.7
New
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right
There's a difference, apparently.
$28
4.5
Most Popular
The ones everyone's buying, judging by our inbox.
Best SellerSale
I'm Silently Judging You
Loudly, actually.
$28$34
4.8
Best Seller
My Give-a-Damn Is Busted
Parts on backorder.
$27
4.7
Best Seller
Dad Joke Loading Screen
99% complete. Groaning imminent.
$26
4.9
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World's Okayest Employee
Doing the bare minimum since day one.
$29$35
4.9
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Professional Nap Taker
Certified. Union rep available.
$26
4.8
Best Seller
Wine Not?
It's basically a fruit serving.
$26
4.7
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Dog Hair Is a Condiment Here
Seasoned to perfection.
$27
4.9
Best Seller
World's Okayest Dog Parent
He still loves me, mostly.
$28
4.8
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